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The Commonwealth Oppos need to do their duty today. For the Queen! (And to keep me distracted at work).
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Reporting from the Commonwealth of Massachusetts
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Despite being an American, I’m also working today. Not actually the first 4th I’ve worked either. In 2014 even the wells got in the spirit:
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Ooooh foiled again.
Are you guys planning on pledging yourselves to the Queen again?
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binge watch project Binky perhaps?
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We Are The Champions. No Time For LOSERS.
@therealfreddiemercury
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Oh yeah, the Canadian with a Dodge Ram who goes out and shoots guns is gonna pretend he’s not celebrating with us today. We all know you have your American flag undies on today.
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Do you know what I did on Canada Day?
Went to the US.
I wanna be an American so bad!***
***Only for cheap guns, trucks, beer and fun. Everything else...nah.
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*Prepares to invade Canada for the free maple syrup*
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You’re gonna be super disappointed when you discover BC doesn’t have any.
Salmon, wood, bears and Chinese money launderers is what we have an abundance of
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It’s like there’s a huge house party next door and you can’t hear anything over the music and fireworks.. You hope they don’t break anything and no one gets hurt but you’ve already noticed your garden gnome is missing..
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It’s never an ordinary ThU Rsday when cases are used haphazardly but beautifully.
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More than likely that means you'll have to take Quebec - are you prepared for that?
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Hmm prob not. Lots of French speakers there right?
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With the French attitude to go along with them.
Funny story - a customer service agent down in Florida was having a hard time dealing with the language barrier when assigning seats for the return flight to Montreal. The guy was giving her a hard time, claiming not to speak English, even though she knew he did. So she assigned his seat and let him know, in English, where it was - middle seat in the middle of the cabin. Wouldn’t you know it - after that assignment he could suddenly speak English fluently...